My youngest sister went camping in Tennessee this weekend, and she called tonight to relay this story. Two relevant pieces of information: 1) she didn't really know the people she was camping with except for one guy; and 2) while my family camps on occasion, we're not extraordinarily outdoorsy people. Because I was laughing too hard, the below excerpt isn't verbatim, but it's pretty close:
"Now, I'm all nervous during this trip about how I'm going to get along with all these people, because I'd heard they really love God, and not that there's anything wrong with that, but you know, I don't really know the guy. Or Guy. Whatever. Except ... halfway through the night, I find out that most of the people on the trip are virgins, and then that pretty much freaks me out. I mean, I've seen the movies, and I know what happens to virgins in the woods. You might as well have strapped a T-bone steak on my back and let the bears have at me."
I'm not saying she needs to quit her day job, but I'd pay for more funnies like this one.
Sorry if I offended anyone.
Is God a virgin?
Posted by: So... | Wednesday, June 21, 2006 at 03:50 AM
i like how often you update this blog.
Posted by: eair | Sunday, July 09, 2006 at 02:08 PM
this blog dead yet?
Posted by: eair | Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:25 AM
Maybe. Why aren't you studying for the bar? Also, I've considered finishing up this little project and starting a new one, beginning with the badass trip we're taking to Asia on Aug 1. TWC promises to be "drunk the entire time."
Posted by: yellowperil | Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 05:07 PM
i study nonstop, but make a little time for happy diversions. cannot wait to see the new proj! good luck.
Posted by: eair | Friday, July 21, 2006 at 02:42 AM